A little while ago Alex calls me because he needs to tell on his Dad. Here's the conversation:
Alex: "Dad is not being nice."
Alex: "He's not being nice because he hit me. Now I'm going to spank his butt. That's the deal. Okay Logan's turn to talk."
The real story - the boys got in trouble for not listening and not behaving while at Phil's school and got a swat on the bottom. (After they were given at least two opportunities to behave.)
It took all my will power not to crack up laughing.